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Broken Iphone, Ipad, Ipod, Android, Pc?

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TSC Technologies
Posting ID:
4089u3633
Location:
Roanoke And New River Valley
Telephone:
540-822-0032
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 cell   phone   computer   hardware   software   windows   repair 
Service Category:Internet & Computers
Business Name:Tsc Technologies
Address:
Roanoke, VA 24014

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Why drive down to Greensboro, deal with making an "appointment", just to be told it won't be the same day at some Apple Store to fix your gear?


Why deal with shipping your phone off to them to have them fix your phone, while you sit around waiting for days for it to be shipped back WITHOUT A PHONE only to find out they went through your phone and laughed at or passed around online all of "those" pictures you had taken hmmm?


Why pay a ridiculous fee to have to go through all of this crap? I'll tell you why! Because you don't know any better!!!! Well guess what folks?!? NOW YOU WILL!


Here at TSC Technologies we fix your broken IPhones, IPods, IPad's, Blackberry's, Android, PC, Laptop, ETC. Hell we'll even glue back together that mirror you broke if it'll help neutralize those 7 years of bad luck you're facing!


Dropped your phone? Busted your Screen? LCD Cracked? Maybe you want to replace that battery that seems to ALWAYS be dead with a new one or one with a better battery life?


WHATEVER your needs are we are here to HELP YOU! For a small fee that is! ;-)


ALL MAJOR CREDIT CARDS? ACCEPTED!

PAYPAL? ACCEPTED!

CASH? ACCEPTED!

CHECKS? NO! WHO THE HELL USES THEM ANYMORE EXCEPT YOUR GRANNY AND I DOUBT SHE'S ROCKING THAT FRESH NEW IPHONE 3GS! AND IF SHE'S PAYING FOR IT SEND HER BUTT TO THE ATM!

SO CONTACT US! SATISFACTION IS WHAT WE STRIVE FOR!

REPLY TO THIS POST OR CALL 540-822-0032

ALSO CONTACT US FOR ALL YOUR PC REPAIR/UPGRADE/NEW BUILD NEEDS!

PS - NO WOODEN NICKELS!


Tech Joke of the Moment

A newspaper company is working aware furiously at their large industrial size paper printers. All of a sudden their main press goes down. They contact the manufacturer who promptly sends out a technician to repair it however he can't figure it out and frustrated, ends up calling it a day and goes back to his office. The newspaper chief, stressed beyond measure because it isn't long before the next print is due out on doorsteps, calls everybody in the area who could possibly fix this machine. Nobody is able to help. At this point, the newspaper chief is talking with some other staff in the hallway completely losing his cool over the fact that his main press will not run and the paper must be distributed. The newspaper's janitor overhears them and quietly lets out a cough to get the attention of the chief. "Yeah, what? Do you need more Pine-Sol for the bathrooms Fred?", spit the Chief. Fred replied, "Actually no Chief, I was going to say that I knew a guy that could fix your printing press for you. Ol' Mort can tell you exactly what's wrong with that thing out there on the floor." Exhausting all of his options, the Chief figures he doesn't have much to lose other than losing a multitude of faithful readers because he wasn't able to deliver the news tells the Janitor to call his friend up to come look at the machinery. About thirty minutes goes by and the Chief gets called down to the front desk because he had a visitor. He goes down and in front of him stands an elderly....stinking...toothless....beer drenched man who quickly hands out a dirty paw in greetings to the Chief and introduces himself as "Ol' Mort". Reluctant to even let this gross individual anywhere near his machinery let alone take his hand in greeting allowed the man to come to the back printing floor to take a look at the machinery. After a few minutes of careful examination, Ol' Mort reaches into his pocket and pulls out a small piece of chalk. He walks around to an access panel, opens it up and quickly slaps a little white "X" on what appeared to be some random part that he chose off the top of his head. He turns to the Chief and with his raspy voice proclaimed, "Replace this part and it will work good as new! Don't worry about payment now, I'll send you a bill!" He puts his chalk back into his pocket and goes about his merry way. The Chief quickly has the part replaced and goes to fire up the machine and it kicks right on! Humming and spitting out papers right where they had left off! He was exuberant! He jumped with glee! "We did it! We didn't have to stop the presses!", shouted the Chief. And so, a few days later the Chief receives an invoice in the mail from Ol' Mort. "$50,000!!!!!", screamed the Chief. "Has he gone mad?! I'll fix him said the Chief coyly. "Send Mort a letter requesting a full itemization of his bill! Otherwise, I'm refusing to pay!", the Chief said to his receptionist! "Ha! That'll fix him! Try explaining this one Morty!", said the Chief. A few days pass and the Chief gets another letter in the mail from Ol' Mort. Quickly, he shuts his office door, pours himself a glass of Scotch and opens the letter and begins to read and quickly spits his Scotch all over his desk and dry cleaned suit!

-------Here is what the letter said--------

Dear Chief of the Press,

As you requested here is an itemization of the bill that you had received from me. Feel free to examine it thoroughly and when finished please remit payment to the return address promptly to avoid legal ramifications. Thank you!

-Ol' Mort-

Itemization:

One piece of chalk ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ $1.00

Knowing what part to replace on printing press -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- $49,999.00
===============================================================================================
Total Due --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- $50,000.00

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