Hey everyone! I am a 22 y/o college graduate who was recently laid off from my job as an assistant to a succesful Hollywood agent. Unfortunately for me, he retired, and my new boss brought in all his own people to staff the office. I waited tables for a few months as I tried to catch on with a new agency, but was unsuccessful and I finally had to move back home to Pittsburgh and move back in with my parents. Pretty humbling, considering just a few months ago I was living my dream in L.A. doing what I always wanted to do, which was work in the movie industry. So here I am back in Pittsburgh, and I am determined to get back to Los Angeles and continue to follow my dream of becoming an uber succesful agent in Hollywood. But first things first. I basically spent every last dime I had living in California. Living expenses and pretty much everything else is twice than what it costs here. So back to my ad. When I say I will do anything for pay, I do mean anything, that is as long as it is LEGAL. I have to stress that because somebody may read this and think that anything means just that.
Just to clarify, I am going to list a few things that I will not do under any circumstance.
1. I will not do anything illegal, or that may be illegal. 2. I will not have sex for money. Ever. Under any circumstance. 3. I will not harass, fight, or cause anyone harm, no matter how funny you think it may be. So there is the short list. And if you don't know if its legal or not, then its probably not something I will do.
Ok, so now that I got that part out of the way, your probably wondering what I will do? Well, aside from the list above, and anything that may be illegal, the answer is pretty simple. ANYTHING. ANYTHING. ANYTHING.
No matter how silly, or mundane the task may be, I will do anything you need me to do at a price that is lower than whoever is doing it now for you.
Anything you can think of that is not illegal, I will do for you at a price that we can negotiate. I can promise you that it will be cheaper than whatever you are paying now is. I could list a million and one things, but will only list a few so you can understand that when I say anything legal, thats exactly what I mean. I can be a math tutor, cut your lawn, help you write a screenplay, dress up as your favorite character for a birthday party, go to the casino with you to keep you company, go anywhere with anyone to keep you company and/or entertained. Have a social function to go to and need a friend to go with you? Do you need a wake-up call for a week,a month, a year? As you can see, I could go on and on, but I think you get the idea. Anything you can think of that you need done or just want me to do for a good laugh, we can negotiate a fee.
So there you have it. I am your do it all, big or small, no job or task is too mundane or out of the question, as long as it's in the legal realm of possibility, I'm your guy! I am available 24/7, 365 days a year. Anytime is the right time so go ahead and send all e-mail requests and I will get back to you ASAP! Thank You!