Please buy me. I am in a garage. I want a new home, preferably someone who has plenty of guests. Iím comfortable for naps. Iím also very good for movie nights with your spouse, and can support up to five small children in a basement.
I can be cleaned. If you have a large truck, you can pick me up. Or my friend Dan Jenkins can put me in the back of a pickup truck and deliver me to your home anywhere on the Beltway for $50.00. Heís not that strong though, so he needs some help.
If you have $110.00 to spare, you can call his number at (540) 986-6448 or send an e-mail to the above address. Heís selling me on behalf of a friend, so he canít really negotiate my price much lower than this. Believe me, Iím worth it!